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Derek’s heart knocked against his ribs as if trying out a new pose. “You mean—my face was used to—”

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“It was never about the look,” the voice said. “It was about the signal. Fashion is attention; attention is control. When the right expression passes through the right mirror, people listen. They obey.” There was a pause, then a laugh that sounded very much like a designer who’d once been famous. “We made faces into triggers.” Derek’s heart knocked against his ribs as if

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