Suddenly, the mustachioed shortstop with the Pabst Blue Ribbon in his koozie reveals he played Division III college soccer. The left fielder, who minutes ago was discussing the subtle notes of a natural orange wine, dives headfirst into second base. Hipster kickball is the only sport where players spend the week leading up to the game studying Moneyball analytics while claiming they "don't really keep score."
In the real world, "Hipster Kickball" became a shorthand for the DIY sports leagues that rose to prominence in the mid-2000s. McCarren Park hipster kickball