My Drunken Starcom Best -

I wasn't hidden. They were just too confused by my erratic flight patterns to aim correctly. The Morning After: The Captain’s Log

Enter the alcohol.

When you’re at your "drunken Starcom best," you aren't worried about "Mint in Box" (MIB) valuations or investment potential. You’re marveling at the fighter's wing expansion or the way the Shadow Parasite looks under a desk lamp. The inhibitions are gone, and the pure, unadulterated joy of the five-year-old version of you takes the wheel. The Stars of the Show my drunken starcom best