What Wedgie Do You Really Deserve
A quick, standard upward yank of the waistband from the rear. Justification:
"The Ultimate Underwear Audit: What Wedgie Do You Really Deserve?" what wedgie do you really deserve
Look, I’m not saying I’m innocent. Last week, I told a telemarketer I was interested, put the phone down, and just walked away for ten minutes. That’s a hanging wedgie for sure. A quick, standard upward yank of the waistband from the rear
It's lighthearted and keeps you grounded when your head is in the clouds. The "Melvin" (Frontal Wedgie) put the phone down